askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

askewer by Tommy April 29, 2005

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

Shrimp on a skewer by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

tits on a skewer 

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

tits on a skewer by TEEG February 11, 2006

Askewed 

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

Askewed by Foody85 March 9, 2023

askeered

derived from the phrase, "I scared,"
which is a modification of "I'm scared," which is a contraction of the phrase "I am scared."

Jim: are you ready to get punched in the throat?
Bill: nah, nigga...askeered.

askeered by poon-matic-3000 May 13, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008