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STFUper powers

The power to make people STFU (shut the **ck up)
another glorious turd of internet speak.
play on the words super powers
STFUper powers, activate! Form of Ball gag!
by TEEG November 4, 2009
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tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...
exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.
by TEEG February 11, 2006
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stuff you

Referring to the first, yes it is derived from STFU which means "shut the fuck up" Stuff you is a tamer version more widely accepted, yet still holds the same message of shutting up.
dude: hey why dont you see me some time?

chick: stuff you and go away!
by TEEG April 9, 2006
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face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.
She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her
by TEEG January 28, 2009
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dog pile

a: a literal pile of dogs
b: dog doo
c: what I call a bunch of different kinds of dogs in one setting.
a: aww the puppies are nestled into a dog pile.
b: eww I stepped in a dog pile!
c: oh, wow, some dog pile here, hope you dont have a meow mix or there will be trouble.
by TEEG February 19, 2006
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stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.
person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<
by TEEG November 11, 2009
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ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)
1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.
by TEEG April 9, 2006
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