high school with ashtrays 

An institution of higher education with very low admission standards, whose student body consists mainly of people who graduated from high school in the same town.

Student 1: I hear you got into Local Community College.

Student 2: No, it's just high school with ashtrays.

high school with ashtrays by Indic May 30, 2010

promiseland of ashtrays 

when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.

"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"

promiseland of ashtrays by dextromethorphan moments December 2, 2009

Ashtray heart 

Someone can have an ashtray heart if they always falls for smokers, then making their hearts into ashtrays as the romance fails and gets put out on their tray, often due to fear and failure of commitment.

I got an ashtray heart.

Ashtray heart by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

ashtray miner 

A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.

Sonny referred to Ricky as an ashtray miner after he witnessed him digging through an ashtray looking for butts.

ashtray miner by JRC83 August 14, 2008

Ashtray pussy 

Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.

Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.

Ashtray pussy by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010

Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

ghost ashtray 

noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.

Paris Hilton is such a ghost ashtray.

ghost ashtray by Apathygrrl September 25, 2005