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Artorias Syndrome 

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.
Artorias Syndrome by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019
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a superb song by System of a Down. with such awesome words like: "life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall" and "we drink from the river then we turn around and put up our walls" this song is an appropriate (water-based) take on life. and with a music video featuring people who seem to have been left in a wind tunnel overnight, who's to argue that this is a stone-cold classic.
"we are the ones who wanna play, always wanna win but ya never wanna lose"
aerials by failure33object April 24, 2005

Artesians 

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.
Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.
Artesians by Downstrike December 26, 2004

Clogging the Arteries 

When a group of people walk in a fashion that blocks a hallway or pathway making it impossible to walk around.
Those fat chicks are really clogging the arteries.

arterial spray 

The nasty, continuous spray of blood that results from wounds to major arteries.
Go watch some samurai movies to see some serious arterial spray.
arterial spray by Tronno November 15, 2004

Artorias 

Who knew... I could be the Artorias of my life!
Artorias by DevilMansCry April 29, 2022

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.
When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction
Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022