by Downstrike December 26, 2005
A sexy beautiful man that knows the wonders of the musical world. He is an angel from heaven. He has a sexy ass body. He is very stuck in his ways but once open to the world, finds it more than he ever imagined. Stubborn. Truthful, but a good liar. The person who invented sex.
I love Artesian he is the greatest
by ABCDE123456 February 5, 2010
Artesian wells are named after the town of Artois in France, where the first one was drilled in 1126. The technique used was percussion drilling in which a rod with a hard iron cutting edge is placed in the bore hole and repeatedly struck with a hammer.
The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.
The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.
This first artesian well was dug by the Carthusian monks. The bore was only a few inches in diameter, but the well penetrated strata impermeable to water reaching a lower layer of strata containing water under pressure. The water rose in the bore hole and flowed spontaneously out of it.
by Plinius September 5, 2005
Verb: a once in a lifetime sexual intercourse. It occurs when a man has explosively chunky diarrhea and gets into a doggie style position with the ass slightly raised. He then proceeds to project the contents of his anus into the gaping mouth of his partner.
My partner and I made a huge mess last night while practicing the Artesian Fudgeball. It was totally worth it though, since it's an extra-rare occasion.
by an ass monkey April 24, 2009
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021