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arse blaster 

An Arse blaster is someone who has seen to much goatse, and now feels the need to repcorduce the anomily in other persons.
www.goatse.cx

A website that under no circumstances (assuming it still exists) should be visited by any one living and or dead :)
arse blaster by RaYdeX September 9, 2004

Arse blaster 

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.
Arse blaster by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024

blasted arse shard 

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
blasted arse shard by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Same as me arse for blisters 

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.
Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026