armless

Refers to a person who doesn't compare to another person.

Person 1: That person doesn't hold a candle to you.

Person 2: Why, are they armless?

by robert powers December 10, 2006

armless John

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

by mconhero April 8, 2009

Armless Sasquatch

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010

The Armless Horseman

The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.

My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!

by PerkinsHadSexWithFiala December 15, 2010

armless hug

when a naked lady, with tube sock titties, gets too close to you causing her titties wrap or droop around your body. It feels like a hug with no arms.

Last night, after mom took her ambien, she came in my room to kiss me good night. She was naked so I got an armless hug when she kissed my forehead.

by messy bun2 February 27, 2020

Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

Armless Legless Onesie

A one-pieced garment that is also known as a bodysuit or leotard; A term usually used for referring to an infant's bodysuit or leotard.

The baby wearing the grey armless legless onesie was crawling around in his playpen.

by Myka M. November 26, 2018