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Area 51 Motorsports 

A gang based in Spanaway Washington that is not respected by any other gang or law enforcement agency as a real gang but instead it is widely known as some wannabe rednecks who think they are cool. The leader now resides in Copperas Cove Texas with his ugly retarded wife and bridge troll mother in law.
Real thug: Yo my homie repazent yo clik! Fake Redneck: Area 51 Motorsports
Real Thug: ha ha I'll kick your ass.
Fake Redneck: Cries to mommie and takes vicodin.

Great Area 51 Massacre 

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

Area 51 Massacre 

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
A place where the military is hiding all of those spacey bois. Will shoot you on sight if you get close.
Person 1: I tried walking into Area 51
Person 2: But why though?
Person 1: To see the spacey bois
Person 2: Did you get to see them?
Person 1: No, I was almost shot.
Person 2: What the—
Area 51 by F.B.I Director May 5, 2019
Word of the Day on July 17, 2019

Area 51 raid 

A raid that took place on Sept. 20, 2019 by half a million strangers to see them aliens because "they can't stop all of us". It lead to the Great Area 51 Massacre.
Though many were convicted and imprisoned by the CIA, veterans of the Area 51 raid were venerated and esteemed amongst their fellow redditers.
The place where the aliens are actually hidden
“We tried storming Area 51, but it turns out the aliens were being held over in area 52
Area 52 by Yvonne the Prince July 19, 2019

Area 51 Raid 

On Friday, 20 September 2019 from 3:00-6:00 pm PST "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us". In the description of the Facebook event it was said "We will all meet at Area 51 Alien Center ,tourist attraction, and coordinate our entry. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens." and 841k are going and 740k are interested. Ever since that Facebook group event was posted more and more about the "Area 51 Raid" has been posted on multiple platforms such as TikTok , Instagram, and Reddit. They have now mapped out the different waves and who will be sent in what order. All the information in the order, of which they'll run in to raid Area 51, is the Pre Wave Naruto runners, E-thots, and The Chads. Straight behind them is Furries, Cosplayers, Overconfident football players/ Athletes, and Freshman armed with Axe and Perfume. Lastly the ones that are in the back is Every Florida man, Kyles, Karens, Epic gamers, then Anti-Vax. The way they order it is so the most deadly runners will be in the back, they are their secret weapon for the Are 51 Raid.What they think is in Area 51 is Aliens, Nether Portal, Spaceships, Halo Warcraft carriers, Anime Cat Girls, Your incognito browser history, and lastly genetically mutated prototype soldiers. After they raid Area 51 successfully, They will all go to the Del Taco, which is close, with their new Alien friends. Don't forget , put down your bed of Area 51 so you can re-spawn.
*September 20th at Area 51 Raid*
Area 51 Guard: "Today's the raid do you think they'll actually do it?"

Officer: "No they won't"
*841k Naruto running towards Area 51*
Area 51 Raid by ThotPatrol;) July 15, 2019