10 definitions by DidacticDolphin

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife
Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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The maximum number of stone blocks to a stack in someone's Minecraft inventory, also same for wood blocks and dirt blocks and every other block. It is somewhat of a mystery why the game makers did not set the limit to 99.
What am I wasting away my life pointlessly for? I'm like Steve mining blocks of stone in meaningless stacks of 64.
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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She will be your first girlfriend and the relationship will last a year and make you feel great but nearing the close she will get bored of you and never be around and always come up with excuses not to meet. She will fake cry when you finally dump her and pretend to get angry but secretly she wanted you to do break up with her a long time ago
"Are you still dating Alison?"

"Nah man, I broke up with her a long time ago. Girl was a crazy bitch"
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
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A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamythe United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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A raid that took place on Sept. 20, 2019 by half a million strangers to see them aliens because "they can't stop all of us". It lead to the Great Area 51 Massacre.
Though many were convicted and imprisoned by the CIA, veterans of the Area 51 raid were venerated and esteemed amongst their fellow redditers.
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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