Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.

Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.

Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"

Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."

Concerned Adult Brigade by Hikarichan16 March 19, 2011

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Accidental Adult

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

Accidental Adult by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

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adult theater

A theater that only plays pornographic movies(Gay or Straight). Seating varies but usually has at least one area(couch,platform, etc) for sex acts to be performed for the entertainment and/or participation by the theater patrons.

I went to the Adult Theater Friday night and there was a Woman there whos Husband was letting anyone have sex with Her. She couldn't get enough.

adult theater by Shades_1970 August 12, 2015

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Adult friendship

Friends with benefits, especially for those past 40.

"I have an adult friendship with David Duchovny" - Gillian Anderson

Adult friendship by GennnX April 26, 2016

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