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Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work promptly at 8am and appears well groomed.
by Kguarna June 05, 2015
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Being a responsible adult. Used by immature 20-somethings who are proud of themselves for paying a bill.
So tired from adulting! I went to my 8-5 job today! Look at me!
by bartimeas December 27, 2015
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Adulting (v): to carry out one or more of the duties and responsibilities expected of fully developed individuals (paying off that credit card debt, settling beef without blasting social media, etc). Exclusively used by those who adult less than 50% of the time.
I was going to buy a sack of Blue Dream but I finally got my oil changed instead. Adulting!
by starcraft420 June 12, 2016
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Post adolescence when the light in your eyes fade away and dies.
Adulting sucks.
by myunitedstatesofwhatever June 15, 2016
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I'm so proud of you for finally adulting by spending that money on things you need.
by someladygirl June 07, 2014
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A term only spoken by retarded mouthbreathers over the age of 18.

- used when doing mundane tasks such as filing taxes, going to work, daily chores, etc.

- used when partying as an adult, but actually acting like a child.
As Brittany drives on the highway to work, she pulls out her phone to take a shit stream of selfies. She must let all of her social media "friends" know that she is #Adulting.

Amber is 36 and slammed jagerbombs all night with her unwed lonely middle aged girlfriends. "Look at how bad we are. We're such a grown-ups #Adulting"
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Getting stupid drunk with your best friend. And still making it to work in the morning
Adulting:Hey best friend. You have a bad day? Lets go drink and still handle our shit tomorrow
by Adulting April 08, 2015
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