"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
A computer that is neither functional or interesting looking. Used to do guassian blurs and such with amazing speed. Horrible at games.
Ever heard of an apple game?
by apple computers are for gays July 22, 2003
A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.
Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!
by Nick July 07, 2003
a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple
Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.
by teh_applegoddess July 06, 2003
A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)
by Rob July 04, 2003
1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration
Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.
by Anonymous July 02, 2003
The computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch.
Bob - "What computer should I buy"
Sam - "What is the square root of four"
Bob - "I don't know"
Sam - " Buy an Apple Computer"
by jimmy_the_geek April 02, 2011

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