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"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
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8.
Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life
Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...
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9.
The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.
Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003
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10.
A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.
That's a trendy apple computer, Bill
by Reckless Rambler July 05, 2003
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11.
the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod
by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003
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12.
A computer made by Apple
IMac
by Rodderz July 03, 2003
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13.
A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.
"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"
by Bitchy tech-head July 04, 2003
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14.
A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.
by Wenis July 03, 2003
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