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Deleting random crap so something goes faster.
Ima optimize my map - damn r_speeds mean sucky sucky FPS in the ol' HL engine. Fo shizzle.
by Toolplusplus January 03, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.
"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."
by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.
I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.
by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE May 21, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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