apolotext 

A means of apologizing via text message.

I apolotexted Jess for drunk dialing last night.

apolotext by Jamie Bennett October 26, 2007

Apologetic Mushroom 

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.

Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!

Apologetic Mushroom by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018

Apologetic Alcoholic 

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot

When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

Apologetic Alcoholic by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019

apologetic bitch 

A person who is terrible at standing their ground when acting like a bitch. They lack the ability to own their attitude if it's too mean, unkind, or bitchy. It's regretful for them.

She can never stand her ground when she puts her foot down in frustration... she's an apologetic bitch.

apologetic bitch by BefallenWisdom December 11, 2019

yellow brick road apologetics 

Coined by Robert M. Price in "The Case Against The Case For Christ", derived from The Wizard of Oz.

Arguing for the truth of a controversial, often religiously significant claim by presupposing the truth of some other equally controversial claim.

"This is why, if apologists like William Lane Craig can get an opponent as far as admitting that Joseph of Arimathea probably did have Jesus interred in his own tomb, and if the women did probably visit the tomb, and that the tomb was probably found to be empty, he can press on to the conclusion that Bingo! Jesus must have risen from the dead! What they somehow do not see is that to argue thus is like arguing that the Emerald City of Oz must actually exist since, otherwise, where would the Yellow Brick Road lead?" -The Case Against The Case For Christ (p.209)

"The disciples clearly didn't hallucinate Jesus after the crucifixion since he allowed Thomas to poke his wounds and he shared bread with them. Simultaneous hallucinations involving multiple sensory modalities just don't happen."
"Yeah, that's just yellow brick road apologetics."

yellow brick road apologetics by justanotherusername May 3, 2021

apologetic 

to provide a defense, usually written, for a belief, theory, or system. Erroneously linked solely to Christian theology.

Paul exhorted believers to be able to provide an apologetic (explanation) for the hope within them.

apologetic by David007 May 19, 2008

Apologetics 

The attempt to rationalize every single thing the Bible says, no matter how genocidal, homicidal, sexist, racist, or totally fucking ridiculous those things might be.

My apologetics class taught me all about how Moses's slaughter of the Amalekites was justified. I'm ready to teach Sunday School classes now.

Apologetics by Expat227 December 31, 2008