Verb: to be apkrianed. A form of metonymy. When one person meets with you and dominates your timefar beyond what you have allotted for it. It usually is an inconvenience and throws off the day's schedule.
He just apkarianed me. I went to talk to him for 10 minutes, and I was in his office for 2 hours!
A very strong drink. Take an equal mix of all the flavored liquors in the bar, splash of blue Curacao, splash of soda and topped with Red Bull. Serve on ice, in a pint glass.
Holy crap, last thing I remember was ordering an Apkarian, everything afterward is just a blur.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"