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Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)
"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"
by Dylan Hewson April 11, 2005
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One of the sweetest guys you will ever know. A little bit of a player, but you cant stay away from him. You will end up falling in love with him, just like I did.
Ashton Kutcher is like Apeth
by skittletree May 26, 2011
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