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1.
Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)
"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"
by Dylan Hewson April 11, 2005
 
2.
One of the sweetest guys you will ever know. A little bit of a player, but you cant stay away from him. You will end up falling in love with him, just like I did.
Ashton Kutcher is like Apeth
by skittletree May 26, 2011