antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

Antiquing

When a younger man or woman goes out looking to meet or hook up with a senior citizen for sexual pleasure

Me and the boys went on a golf trip looking to score with an older lady, we went antiquing!

by bigneo August 18, 2020

Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued

Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?

by 149214921492 March 13, 2020

ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50

I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!

by Thessalonia June 6, 2017

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 21, 2020

Neo-antique

an collectible objects in 22nd century are made in 21st century than antique in 1900s.

An Neo-antique 500 year old Chevrolet tahoe vehicle was made in 2001 appeared in halo series

by Diaz0410 February 5, 2022