(noun, proper name): A sleazy,lying, anorexic, pin-legged, right-wing alcoholic twinkie ho who subsists entirely on a diet of cigarettes and Chardonnay.
The only thing I could find to wipe my butt with out in the woods was a discarded one-by-twelve inch autographed photo of Ann Coulter.
by Vermont Ferret February 10, 2005
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A hateful and arrogant "journalist" who is both vile and libel in her rhetoric and wears the term, "bigot" like a badge of honor. She is one of the most wildly misinformed mouth pieces for the right-wing of America, often advocating violence against world leaders, sexism, and abusing her freedom of speech to spew venom at those she opposes. She is the poster-child of what not having a conscience looks like, and is essentially a skinny female version of Rush Limbaugh. She is an embarrassment to journalists and women everywhere.
Anne Coulter: Wow, did you hear about Gay marriage being legal in eleven states?

Random citizen: Yeah? What about it?
Anne Coulter: Well these animals are ruining the sanctity of marriages everywhere!

Random citizen: Coming from some angry woman who has never been married and looks like Eva Braun, that's saying more about you than gay people.
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The person that Satan looks to for inspiration.
On The Today Show, Ann Coulter blamed migranes, the destruction of Pompeii, and the extinction of the wooly mammoth on liberals.
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This right-wing pundit was fired in 1997 from MSNBC for verbally attacking a Vietnam vet on air. She was dropped from The National Review in 2002 for slandering the publication on the national talk show circuit. Coulter went on to write a book titled Slander.

Coulter has drawn fire lately from both conservatives and liberals for her verbal attacks on victims of 9/11, women's groups and Muslims.

Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West. Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light.
I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard.
by Max Houston July 21, 2005
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Jerry Falwell with better legs. A venomous moonbat who churns out hate sludge that is consumed by dumb nationalists who don like ta think, but like to have their opinions/hatred validated. Ann Coulter writes the same book over and over, but her readers don't seem to notice, and repeatedly turn over that $23 they earned driving the Doritos truck. This woman has praised everything from Joseph McCarthy to apartheid and is a stain and embarrassment to Conservativism.
"Hitler looks kind of hot in that picture."
"That's not the fuhrer, it's Ann Coulter!"
by J. Michael Dungheap April 26, 2006
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1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet
"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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A woman who's made a career out of making fun of people who believe in freedom and the Bill of Rights.
Ann Coulter wielded the strap-on while Pat Robertson slumped beneath her sturdy thighs, his fingers grasping a .45 and the King James Bible, as they chanted in tandem "kill them all."
by Isabel J. November 11, 2005
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