Top Definition
(noun, proper name): A sleazy,lying, anorexic, pin-legged, right-wing alcoholic twinkie ho who subsists entirely on a diet of cigarettes and Chardonnay.
The only thing I could find to wipe my butt with out in the woods was a discarded one-by-twelve inch autographed photo of Ann Coulter.
by Vermont Ferret February 10, 2005
1. A Neo-Nazi hell bent on White Supremecy; 2. One of the most uninformed journalists of the 21st century; 3. The Anti-Christ.
Believers in Anne Coulter support racial profiling and ethnic discrimination as viable homeland security tactics.
by Roberto Chavez March 02, 2005
Anyone who is a GOP spokespig who permanently menstruates and has never made a valid point in all her years on the planet. She has no real job other than "author", which she feels puts her in a unique place to spout off witless ejaculations and make nonsensical claims about politics. In her book, she may claim to be a Libertarian, but still think that America should be the iron fist of the world which is as anti-Libertarian a stance as possible. Basically, an Ann Coulter is an anti-freedom pig who when asked about the idiocies in the Republican Party, will point the finger at a Kennedy either 1000 miles away or 50 years in the past.
Did you see that nasty pig Jane today? She was saying that religious freedom, freedom of speech, and the other things our country was built on should be thrown out! What an Anne Coulter!
by Half February 12, 2005
possibly the best example of employment equity. this mentally retarded closet alcoholic who belives canada participated in the vietnam war, spouts horese shit faster than a conveyor belt
Jim we dont have enough social diversity in the office, we need an anne coulter that we can tie up in the back room and see what stupid things we can get her to say...
by disgruntled canuk February 28, 2005
She has all the charm of a rattlesnake. She has all the compassion of a New York City subway mugger. She has the evil intelligence of Eva Braun. She has the diction of a recovering alcoholic. The manners of a twitchy recovering drug addict. She uses her anorexic sex-appeal to charm Neanderthal men (and some women) into believing her outrageous lies and falsehoods. (The real question is does she lie or just not know?)

Anne Coulter is like the boorish relative that you hope doesn't show up to the family reunion. Anne Coulter is like the car crash that you saw on the high way that you hated to see, but looked at anyway.

Anne Coulter is a symptom of what is wrong with this country and the so called 'Main Stream Media'. Filled with postulating hypocrites blowing their opinions rather then the facts acting like the flame that draws the moth in closer and closer.

America is not served by having Anne Coulter and her genre of deficient 'intellectuals' flaunting their lack of knowledge from venues as banal as Fox News. Her grasp of history is extremely weak. Her writings are filled with biased and wildly inaccurate tangents that make her the darling of the right who push their brand of 'reality' onto the unsuspecting public for their own gain.

She is part of what people that still think call 'the Right Wing Echo Chamber'...
No, Anne, Canada did not send troops to Vietnam. The reason why Anne hasn't gotten back to the Canadian journalist is because Anne Coulter exists in a venal world dancing to her masters tune and she doesn't have to admit that she is wrong. Such asmissions would easily fill their own rather large book. Sure to be a best seller to all thinking beings in the once great nation known as 'The United States'. Other examples are far to numerous to list here...
by gonzoid March 28, 2005
Anagram given to conceal true nature: Rectal Noun
That pundit is such a total Anne Coulter.
by Albert Hall March 02, 2005
Coulter's Snatch:

We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight

I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication

That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think

I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it

Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it

I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this

Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot

There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
Anne Coulter's a bitch...
by sdkskdfdg February 03, 2009
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