1:(n) A green piece of shit that sticks on to your shoe.
2:(n) A deformed kid with down syndrome and a bit retarded.
3:(v) Failing at having sex in your lifetime.
4:(n)An old bagel.
5:(n)A handycaped advertiser who doesn't stop working.
6:(n)A female pedobear.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"