Park and Pork 

While frantically driving around in a vehicle with a partner and in need of a spot to engage in sexual activity with no options, decide to park somewhere to get the job done in desperate, horny situations.

Jim : Dude did you get it in at your place last night?

Ron : No man my mom was home and with no other places we went behind the church to park and pork.

Park and Pork by tbreezy123 February 21, 2011

pound and pork 

The act of masturbating up until the point of ejaculation and then immediately putting your penis inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that bitch so she can get pregnant.

Yo that dike totally asked me to give her the old pound and pork so she could get out of the army.

pound and pork by downgrader November 29, 2009

zoink and pork 

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

zoink and pork by zachizzo January 10, 2005

sweet and sour pork 

good cop/bad cop

Take Scarface here down to the station and give him the sweet and sour pork treatment.

sweet and sour pork by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 2, 2009

Pork and Stalk 

The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)

A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.

Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off

Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)

Pork and Stalk by BigTof349A December 3, 2009

pork and stork 

To have sexual relations with a women and leave her fertilized to be visited 9 months later by a stork.

Yo bro I pork and stork dem thots. Gotta run from that child support tho.

pork and stork by Tired Stork October 22, 2018

pork and beans 

housing projects in liberty city, an area near miami. anybody thats ever watched the First 48 in Miami....this is where most of their tapping takes place. its a super dangerous area infested with drug activity and murders. if you ever think about going to miami bc you love the downtown area based on tv....be careful not to make a wrong turn bc this is where you'll end up.

I was catching the first 48 and there was a case where 4 people got shot and killed in front of 3 little kids

oh my god, where

pork and beans

of course.

pork and beans by duna2 November 22, 2011