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The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.

Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off

Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
by BigTof349A December 03, 2009

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