by Valher November 3, 2009
A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.
1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
by Jump4h June 6, 2005
by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009
The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.
by neverknew December 18, 2008
by Bernard Roy Atherton June 19, 2009
by Jwak98 November 5, 2015
Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006