anoid

An organism that consists entirely of an anus. Typically used as an insult.

That bloke Wallace is such an anoid

by instantsquid August 24, 2006

anoid

a person, or approximation thereof, who is a reasonable facsimily of an "ASSHOLE", but does not meet the quality standards of the afore mentioned.

The"Darbs" of Cal Tech ( residents of Dabney House) are a homogenious group of anoids.

by Robert Secrest May 13, 2008

Whore-anoid

A girl who is so terribly afraid that people will label her a "whore" that she leads an incredibly boring life.

A Whore-anoid will be careful not to get too drunk, and will refuse to kiss a man that isn't her official boyfriend.

Mollie: I'm so boredddddd.
Guy: So why don't you go kiss Stevie? I'll give you $25 for five seconds
Mollie: Ew, I am not a prostitute!
Guy: Man, you're such a whore-anoid

Stevie: Hey Mollie, wanna be my girlfriend?
Mollie: YES! Let's go to my place.

by halpwr August 17, 2010

Blair-Anoid

A term, expression or condition refering to the "Gossip Girl" character Blair Waldorf (both in the book series and in the television show). If you are "Blair-Anoid" you feel that the entire population of the world (including your friends) hate you because you think you are superior, and are therefore out to get you and backstab you, or just stab you. "Blair-Anoid" also means a condition of paranoia and the feeling of superiority, which can mean you think you are just "that much".

"Oh, I'm so perfect! I'm skinny, brunette, rich, smart, gorgeous, I know what to wear and I'm going to Yale!"
"Jeez, you're so Blair-Anoid!"
"You just say that because you're jealous" (and because it's true)

by dictiossip July 29, 2010

scare-anoid

The feeling of being scared and paranoid at the same time.

I felt scare-anoid that stumbling into the house at 3:00am would wake up my parents.

by KellyBanza May 6, 2006

anoided

Anoided-Adverb
Ah-noy-dead
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To annoy one while also making them worried, fearful or paranoid

Example: anything trump does ever

"Trump is passing a new act prohibiting trans people from using their aligned bathroom. It really anoided me.

by Jose_Gonzalez 2005 September 23, 2020

Pot-anoid

one who is paranoid after 2 many hits 4rm weed

I was so Pot-anoid after i took a hit from the bong dat i was scared 2 leave my house.

by DeDo December 11, 2007