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Amparo’s are very smart and hard working. They like to be organized because they get stressed easily. They like to laugh and have great smiles and people like them most of the times because in other occasions they become very easily irritated and when that happens you just make sure to cover your ears because Amparo’s are well known rappers and they can barrage you with loads of insults so that you’d distance yourself. In other words, don’t mess with an Amparo. Overall a good person.
You don’t call them by Amparo. They hate it.
Amparo by LucidWilderness February 2, 2020
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All Portlanders Are Whiny Little Bitches.

Referring to how residents of Portland, OR spend their days complaining, moaning, bitching, or acting like an all around annoying dramatic pussy instead doing something productive.
Guy1: Did you see that dude have a mental breakdown when he found out Hillary lost the election? He was acting feminine AF.

Guy 2: Yeah, APAWLB.
APAWLB by Rmthd93 October 19, 2020
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1. Being sexually aroused to an extreme point of sexual frustration. This normally occurs when taking part in sexual intercourse and predominantly foreplay with your spouse, this only occurs after marriage.
2. Can also be used as a curse when angry with the world, this happens on many occassions and different situation which require the curse, also it can be regarded as blasphemous to those who believe in the wonders of ampwah
1. Oh darling i'm rather ampwah
2. Oh ampwah i locked my keys in my BMW
ampwah by DoctorRobynLee June 20, 2010

ampallang 

Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.

Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.
"Ah the Ampallang well chosen, Now thats a piercing!" - Strangeland
ampallang by Jeff Johnson December 9, 2004

Ampanadas 

Ampanadas struggle to maintain good hygiene but if you can find a tasty one, its all down hill from there, and the leg doesn't get in your way
Ampanadas by Greg from The Committee December 14, 2016

Ampalaya 

1. The Filipino term for the vegetable bitter melon. Aside from being consumed for nourishment, it is taken as a herbal medicine in the Philippines.

2. Because of its bitter taste, ampalaya is often referred to when describing an embittered experience.

Kasing pait ng ampalaya ang buhay ko sa dati kong asawa. (My life was as bitter as an ampalaya with my former wife)

Source: http://www.philippineherbalmedicine.org/ampalaya.htm
Ampalaya by Aaarez March 27, 2009
1. this is when you want sex so badly you break multiple beds in the process, when wanting sex person in question will shout ampwah and bang table with fists and feet until given.
2.Also ampwah is the god of sex and calling upon ampwah will make your woman feel like no women ever felt in their life, their orgasm will be so intense they scream ampwah
3. Ampwah is a general curse could be regarded as blasphemous
1.AMPWAH give it to! i want ampwah so bad i might cream
2. ampwah be with me my cock is only 2 inches
3. oh ampwah i stubbed my toe i want sex tonight
ampwah by GABERASTAAMPWAH June 20, 2010