ambijackstrous

Adjective; the ability to masturbate with either hand

John broke his right hand, but he didn't miss a beat becauae he was ambijackstrous.

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ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

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The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand

Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.

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This is the abilty to pleasure oneself with the use of both the right, and left hand. This is derived from the latin words " Ambosituos" and " Wank".

p1: 'Im getting bored with my right hand...'
p2: 'Well i never find that, im Ambiwankstrous! '

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hes ambiwankstrous. im impressed.

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The ability to masturbate or pull the pud just as effectively with either hand

"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous

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The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.

I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learned to be ambijerkstrous.

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