10 definitions by cambronshinn

Shittles

One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.

by cambronshinn February 20, 2013

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.

by cambronshinn February 8, 2010

Ted: I'm super stressed out about final exams, I got a wicked case of assne.

Stella: Gross.

by cambronshinn January 2, 2012

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

by cambronshinn February 12, 2011

The part of the chicken patty on a chicken sandwich that sticks out past the bun.

Sam: My favorite part of a chicken sandwich is the bonus chicken.
Tim: Mine too.

by cambronshinn May 1, 2013

when you finger a vagina and don't wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers

Tyler had a sweet 'n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.

by cambronshinn February 8, 2010