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When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
by cambronshinn February 11, 2011
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The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand
Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010
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Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.
One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.
by CurrentSea July 03, 2010
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When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.
My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.
by Gonzo Writer August 11, 2016
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The ability for a man to have his penis hang indiscriminately to the left or right.
"Which way does it hang?"
"Either way, I'm ambidickstrous"
by Pavel Dickgod December 07, 2007
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The ability to have sex, while performing other activities simultaneously.
Todd: Hey, did you hear? Tim was doing his homework, while banging Samantha.

Tom: Wow bro, Tim must be ambidickstrous.
by cypher21 July 22, 2010
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When a person is a top and a bottom
Person 1: "Are you a top or a bottom?
Person 2: "Both, I'm ambidickstrous"
by kirbybacon8736 June 17, 2015
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