1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.
1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!

2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram
by phreke July 5, 2010
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