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alphanubeerical 

If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008

alphabooty

The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.
I hit that ho all weekend, but on Monday morning, it's back to alphabooty.
alphabooty by amedeo henry February 5, 2008

Alpha Noob 

A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.
"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"
Alpha Noob by MADragon February 11, 2004

Alphabomb 

The act of opening facebook chat on an unsuspecting friend and sending each letter of the alphabet as a separate message as quickly as possible
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
... dammit Mike. You know my computer can't handle an alphabomb.
Alphabomb by Dr. Badass, PhD December 24, 2010

alphanso 

An amazing person, easy to love, and even easier to fall for. A wonderful person and typically a fry texter, but if he has a girlfriend, back. Off.
Oh my gosh! Alphanso has all the girls looking at him!
alphanso by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021

Alphagooch 

Ripping out your partners gooch hair while singing the alphabet backwards.
"Hey Tyler, sorry about the alphagooch last night"

"Yeah, we were pretty drunk."