Usually the most dominate Jewish person in the room. This is based on features and personality. If greedy, they are usually Alphajew. Symptoms may include, greedyness, enlarged nose, large fro, uni brow, yamaka, stuburness.
Daniels nose is so big, he must be an alphajew.
Andrew you are so greedy, are you sure you are not an Alphajew?
Andrew you are so greedy, are you sure you are not an Alphajew?
by RyanMc April 7, 2014