almu

To begin a story and never finish it, usually leaving the audience with an unresolved cliff-hanger.

He said he'd tell us on Monday if he got the job after-all, but he almued us so I don't know if he did or not.

or,

He told us he was going to get into a fight last night, but he almued and now I don't know if he's alive or dead.

almu by Juuvee November 26, 2007

Almu

Overlord, enby slayer, one of the best people you will ever talk to. So ridiculously kind and patient and they are so much fun to be around. They care so much about their friends and are a wonderful person who doesn't tolerate people being disrespectful to those they care about. Almu's are amazing.

Almu is the leader of the Almunai.

Almu by w0rmonastring October 15, 2020

almu

A woman of radiant beauty and energy, mysterious, hard to get, never says what she thinks or feels - you have to be a mindreader to communicate to one. Most men stay away from them, due to an instant drop in confidence and self-esteem when facing an almu.

Don't even bother hitting on her, she's an almu. It will take you at least two months to even get to the first base.

almu by psycho_killer January 2, 2017

Almu

= kween of rulaz

omg Almu is the KOR (kween of rulaz)

Almu by hellobyehola December 4, 2020

Almu Vortex 

Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.

-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”

Almu Vortex by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021

to almu

To tell an awful pun which one personally finds funny, but makes everybody in the room want to jump out the window; usually unbearable.

She just had to almu us by attaching a beaver emoji to the message "oh damn". I want to jump out the window now!

to almu by BreadAppreciator April 21, 2022

Almukhamed 

a name which is given to ridiculously good-looking and smart man. This person strives to achieve the highest level of comfort in the physical manifestation as well as in the spiritual.
He has a subtle perception of beauty. He has unique artistry and a creative mindset.

Almukhamed is a very hardworking, courageous and loyal man.

Almukhamed by LaSoie November 20, 2021