A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.
Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl April 13, 2011
1:To be all the shit and a bag of chips, you must be better than the best, the shit, all that
2: To think you are all the shit and a bag of chips, but really are an obnoxious idiotic sheen/tool Coined in Toronto
2: To think you are all the shit and a bag of chips, but really are an obnoxious idiotic sheen/tool Coined in Toronto
1:woah, that car is all the shit and a bag of chips!
2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
by GHtool July 18, 2006
When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023
The way of delivering a back-sided compliment when there is just a skosh of toooooo much liquor on-board.
Example: "All Bull Shit Aside....you have been adulting more a little lately....there are only 10 sticks on your garage roof"
by Teasing Kirk 3117 July 12, 2017
by Akeya Gamble November 13, 2017
My mate promised me tickets for that gig tonight but he failed again as always, he's all fart no shit.
by Kev von rev the punk rock jock May 12, 2009