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Albanie is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Albanie is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Albanie tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Albanie's bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Albanie's bad side. Albanie is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Albanie. She will brighten your day. Albanie also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Albanie, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life. She will have a hard time getting over you. Albanie's only "click" with certain people, so if Anna is dying to date you, there is a reason. And she most likely will get attached. When an Albanie is in a relationship, she is dating you to marry you, and trust me when I say that she will only be about you. ( that is if you get a good Albanie) Albanie is the love of my life, she is my wife, and if I lost her I would literally shoot myself. She was my high school sweetheart and Albanie's tend to get crazy sometimes but you need to trust her.
I wish Albanie was mine! I would do anything to have her!
albanie by loler_1982 December 13, 2017
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To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
alanize by Apollo Suckport October 26, 2007

asianized 

To take something interesting or average and make it 15.7 times smarter. Also to take somethign cool and make it nerdy
Damn Ying- Wa totally asianized that soccer game
asianized by Matt Evening April 5, 2007

abonized 

when you create something to fit your needs.
i took this box and abonized it.
abonized by abblo February 20, 2014

alkalized 

A pseudoscience term made up by KANGEN to sell water to science illiterates
Bro, buy this really expensive alkalized water filter it make water alive and join my pyramid scheme! It will save you from radicals in your body...
To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.
I just got alanized in an email to everyone by a coworker.
alanize by Anon Le Mouse September 25, 2007