Alkaline Metals 

Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium

Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*

Alkaline Metals by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021

Kanye Albania 

Kanye albania

Niche internet micro celebrity is said to be ran by 7 admins but followers believe that it's 1 admin with split personalities

Believed to be the creators of Dababy mobile

Eminem : only if i can have yours

What you know about rollin down in the vents

Lil mar likes kids

Kanye albania gaming

Long ye

Kanye Albania by Amrovalanche June 1, 2021

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

ancient albanian sign language by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Mr Allali 

The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.

“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”

“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”

Mr Allali by ApparentlyImAnonymous November 29, 2019

Albanian Day 

In this day (09/03/2022) every country of the Earth have to pray for Albania, no matter what.

Albanian Day
STRONG ALBANIA UP! 💪🇦🇱🆙

Albanian Day by Skele00 March 8, 2022

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Mr. Alali 

Stupid teacher. Don't recommend. Jumps students while they're peeing. Currently trying to sew student for disrespecting him.

-5 Stars

Mr. Alali: Excuse me sir! No phones in the hallway! Where is your note to go to the bathroom?! Go back to class! Detention!
Every student who has fallen victim to him: Ah shit! Mr. Alali's coming for us!

Mr. Alali by clitorisaurus_rex March 29, 2019