| 1. | Walmart Warrior | ||
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Kids between the ages of 16 through 24 who:
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs. B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases. This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's. Andy: Hey man, let's go to Walmart and pick up some chips.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit. |
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| 2. | Aisle Check | ||
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the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents. Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done? Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless! Troy: Sucks to be you! |
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| 3. | Halling | ||
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Laying down in the aisles of a store until you either get tired or kicked out. Similar too owling, planking, and koaling. Did you see the picture of them halling in kmart?
Yesss, it seems awesome! |
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| 4. | Fargets | ||
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When someone just ate a spicy dinner and then goes shopping at Target shortly after, gassing up all the aisles with their butt-stench. "After eating at that Mexican buffet I went to go pick up a few things at Target and laid a few Fargets in aisles 4 through 9."
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| 5. | cow | ||
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Someone who blocks the aisles in a grocery store with their massive girth. Get the hell out of my way you fucking cow!
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| 6. | crop dusting | ||
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farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. Relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm. Hampson was crop dusting today
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| 7. | Gaydom | ||
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Completely stupid or gay. Pertaining to a group or a collective gayness. You've been kicked out of Walmart by the entire management staff for playing football in the aisles... thats just gaydom.
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