Vag Aisle 

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.

Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.

Vag Aisle by EightBall August 3, 2012

Aisle Rat 

An airplane passenger who immediately vacates their seat the moment the airplane pulls up to the gate and stops.

They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.

Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.

(Husband and Wife seated across the aisle from each other)

Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.

Aisle Rat by Russell H April 24, 2007

feminine care aisle 

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.

Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.

feminine care aisle by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Aisle 12B

The isle in Toys R Us that you use to solve all of your problems.

Michael- Hey, my dad is an enraged alcoholic, where do I go to get him help?

Some Ass That Works At Toys R Us- Aisle 12B sir.

Aisle 12B by SlappedPapped May 4, 2018

Aisle Salmon 

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?

Aisle Salmon by SkynSea April 27, 2009

Aisle creeper 

Person who rudely ignores plane etiquite and pushes up the aisle past other passengers waiting in their row while plane is unloading. The correct etiquite is "unload the most forward row first, then the next most forward etc etc"

Person A, orginally from Row 12 "Excuse me"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"

Aisle creeper by The Bunchucker April 3, 2011

aislee 

AIslee is a very lovable person. She’s cute, funny, smol, but she can also be very loud and will hit you when necessary. She loves to be around her friends and will hurt you if you hurt them. A way to know if a Aislee is you’re friend is: she’ll be mean to you. Not like a bully meanness but whatever. Usually if Aislee is nice to you then she probably hates you(not always but from what I’ve experienced yes she does this)

Overall if you have a Aislee in your life, make her your friend and you’ll be very happy! 💜💜💜 p.s she’s so so sweet and cares for you!!

Me: omg Shes such a Aislee

aislee by Sksnsjsjsjsnisiwo June 23, 2019