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angry airfreshener

The act of taking a massive crap in someones heating vent in thier home and then setting the thermostat on 90
brandon-- why is jays house so hot and smelly?

nick-- thats cause i dislike the jewbag and i crapped in his airvent and turned the heat up. its called an angry airfreshener

mike-- now thats f'in funny
angry airfreshener by npcracer April 25, 2009

yugoslavian airfreshener

Sticking ones nose up another mans arse hole.
Fillipe sticks his nose up his mothers ass to make the food smell better.

Same thing different air freshener 

If you say a word wrong or spell it wrong you can say same thing different air freshener.
"We’re do you wanna go today
“Do you mean where “
“Yh same thing different air freshener “

Little Tree air freshener 

1. If you see a Little Tree air freshener in someone’s car, they have done anal.
2. How to know if someone has done anal.
Example 1.
Person 1: Yeah I went on a date with some girl and she had a Little Tree air freshener on the mirror in her car...
Person 2: Yeah she does anal.

Example 2.
*Drives by a car with a Little Tree air freshener*
“Yeah they do anal.”

air freshener fart 

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.

cincinnati air freshener

A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.

Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.

Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"