11 definitions by fucktard

Top Definition
A mysterius hunk of brown meat, on a stick or in a bowl, often serverd with a crab drink of mountain drew.
Kalkalash, you buy you buy!!!!
by Fucktard August 07, 2004
n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."
Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.
by fucktard September 06, 2004
as gay is no longer an insult, add gayer to take it back to its old, childish meaning.

was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer
was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer
by fucktard March 01, 2005
tristan's dread scum
tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".
by fucktard February 07, 2003
A ass child, often named elof is a person, whos face looks like a ass, or is a ass in any other way, or its just a dumb word to use if you got nothing to say simply: a Ass child, or a Rövbarn as we say in sweden.
PRetty ass, aint it?
Hi iam elof, elof the Ass-child.
Oh so you are, aint that great!
by Fucktard August 07, 2004
Something that kicks serius ass.
Person 1:Look at that kalkalash!
Person 2: Yeah, its so snajding!
by Fucktard August 07, 2004
adding an "etrate" on the end of ben because it rhymes with penetrate, and makes you think of cocks, balls, and the like.
Benetrate, quit sexin that panda over there.
by Fucktard January 23, 2005

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