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Definitions by jpleakis

cincinnati air freshener

A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.

bookhead 

A person suffering from addictive facebook use.
Get joel some coffee, damn bookhead has been up all night writing limricks on everyones walls.
bookhead by jpleakis December 22, 2005

Bonaventuring 

verb; the act of browsing a store knowing full well you have no intention to buy anything
john went bonaventuring at circuit city for big screen tv's
Bonaventuring by jpleakis March 20, 2003

Untouchable J 

The character portrayed by Rapper Jay-Z in the movie "State Property"
Untouchable J by jpleakis March 20, 2003