ADW 

All Day Wank.

Such as a gent with nothing better to do might indulge in on a Sunday - taking one's time, repeatedly approaching climax and then backing away from the brink in order to prolong the fun. Throughout the duration of an ADW it is not unknown for the ADWer to absorb as many as 17 hours of video porn, or anything up to 12,000 images in one sitting, punctuated only by brief breaks for sustenance.

ADW by Alfalfa 69 June 3, 2009

ADW 

All Dope Writers
Australian east coast graffiti syndicate, vandalising trains and walls prodominately in Brisbane. made up of two cliques north and west it was established in 1997.

All Def... See that ADW running in traffic yesterday , sick.

ADW by Peter Def June 16, 2011

ADW 

angry divorced woman

Typically starts with divorce, spends a few months at MILF, them moves to jumpoff, stays for a while at ADW, and ends up at crazy cat lady.

ADW by allurbaserbelongtome November 1, 2012

ADW 

Afternoon Drunk Wednesday

It's the middle of the week. Why not? Generally, intended for celebration of itself, but exceptions are always fine.

Did you see that guy ADW on Wednesday?!?

ADW by dameyawn February 22, 2011

Adwoa 

Adwoa is one of the best gals you will ever meet, and if you're lucky, get to know. She has the most contagious laugh, smile and sense of humour that can light up the room and rid any bad vibes. Very empathetic, hates confrontation, and (sometimes) talks shit but never gets hit. She's fun-loving and always down for some banter. She's a gorgeous human being. NB: Easily won over with dumplings.

Person 1: Fam, I just feel like I'm missing something in my life
Person 2: It's probably an Adwoa

Adwoa by grace_kelly August 16, 2018

adware

Software with unnecessary code which slows the function of the host software, steals resources from the host computer, and violates privacy of the user.

No one well informed in their right mind would run software that only displayed privacy violating internet ads. Similarly no one sane and well informed would want software to embed internet ad rendering code surreptitiously or directly.

Software is payware or not-payware. There is no middle ground held by malware. The COST of using adware is violated privacy, less processing power, and less bandwidth. Adware is SELF EVIDENTLY NOT freeware nor free in any sense of the word.

Malware is software that violates the user in one or more ways.

ALL adware is malware BY DEFINITION

Anyone claiming otherwise is ignorant, evil, or delusion.

real-freeware includes Open Source, a complex movement that offers code out of selflessness.

ALL software on android market claiming to be freeware but rendering internet ads IS adware and by definition malware.

ALL installers using opencandy adware IS MALWARE -- and especially nefarious as it runs with admin rights.

adware by Sculpting Hegemony October 8, 2011

Adwarfable 

A dwarf you find adorable and are oddly attracted to.

Tomar the giant stared down at the adwarfable Zach feeling a tingling in his nether-regions.

Adwarfable by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019