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noun pronounced a.dult.jewl.ry
Jewelry given to a married woman by her cheating spouse. This jewelry is given in an attempt to cloud his wrong doing.
Man 1 : Dude how does your wife never suspect you're cheating on her?
Married Man : Bro, it's easy. After every time, I bring her home some adultjewry. She's so stoked to see diamonds she forgets to ask where I've been.
by ubettergetit August 31, 2009
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