absorbmooch 

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

absorbmooch by jpg3 November 1, 2011

adorbslol 

An abbreviation of both the word and abbreviation, adorable and lol, merged together to form one term.

Commonly used when texting, to express that something is both adorable and amusing.

-Shows cute and funny cat video from YouTube-
"THAT CAT IS SO ADORBSLOL!! "

"Did you see how she blushed with embarrassment, but was also excited, when he asked her out?"

"Yes the whole thing was adorbslol!"

adorbslol by adorbslol February 8, 2022

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.

The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!

absorbanent by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008

adorbz 

really, really, really cute; adorable

also spelled adorbzzzzzzz

Awwwwww look at the Bradley and Dasoul snuggling with a kitten! That's so adorbz.

adorbz by JackDay August 27, 2010

Adorbli 

It Describes someone/something who`s so adorable that it makes you drool

OMG, You`re So Adorbli

That Cat is the most adorbli thing i`ve ever seen in my life

Adorbli by Uwu Meow November 3, 2019