20 definitions by Lunicus
when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
by Lunicus January 25, 2007
When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants
That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
by Lunicus December 17, 2006
Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
by Lunicus November 28, 2010
When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
by Lunicus December 4, 2011
Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
by Lunicus December 14, 2011
The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
by Lunicus February 9, 2013
The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
by Lunicus December 10, 2006