25 definitions by OneFuckingMachete

The greatest rapper of our time and super hot 💦
Eminem
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now
Employees Only Room yes
by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019
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A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men
Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian
by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019
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