Following no logical rules of English grammar, rules of speech and non intelligible to all but the local inbreds of the area. Just nod smile and let them think you understand. They wont realise you dont cos they love the sound of their own gobbledegook. A quaint tourist attraction. Never call a Yam Yam a brummie!
Yow ay from round ere yow ay cant dow black country speyke.
We ay brummies, we am bostin black country.
Lets goo, we am yam yams.
speyke proppa with black country accent.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!