absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010

ABSONOTLY

absolutely not

My answer to the last question is absonotly

ABSONOTLY by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017

Absodontly 

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.

I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.

Absodontly by WhyWhys November 7, 2015

absolutly 

in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka

She loved him absolutly.

absolutly by t3hn00b January 8, 2009

Absonotely 

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.

"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"

Absonotely by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004

absunotly 

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absunotly!"

absunotly by Konkuror February 28, 2010

Absolutly 

Drunk on Absolut

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?

Absolutly by Somewhat Schizo February 18, 2023