i told the moon about you. 

if she says this, she’s yours. have you heard talking to the moon by bruno mars? listen to it. she loves you.

“she said ‘i told the moon about you.’ what does that even mean?” “you idiot. she loves you. go get her.”

i told the moon about you. by shelovesyou51855 March 16, 2021

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Ten Things I Hate About You 

Perhaps the best re-invented Shakespeare play ever. The cutest, most heart-melting movie you will see. Was turned into a TV show that is about one sixbillionth as good as the original movie.

1: Ten Things I Hate About You is my favorite TV show!

2: Who raised you? The movie can kick your TV show's ass anyday

Ten Things I Hate About You by plebingirlm December 10, 2010

keep your wits about you 

To keep your mind in focus, to not let your guard down no matter what.

To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.

To stay sharp!

Alex: I'm going on holiday to London, should be awesome!

Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.

keep your wits about you by hansaplast November 5, 2011

fucked up about you 

a hood way of saying i love you

Watch out suzie that guy is fucked up about you.He loves you

fucked up about you by hakjvsvd January 2, 2021

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question

"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

how about you go fuck yourself by Jordster June 14, 2014

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. 

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021