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three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.
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true aboba 

aboba ISNT SYNONYM OF FUCKING SWAG,

Aboba (Aboba, 🅰️ 🅱️ 🅾️ 🅱️ 🅰️ ) – a meme that appeared from the streamer Glad Valakas.

Valery Aboba is a new image of the popular streamer Glad Valakas (Zhmyshenko). On January 23, 2021, the video “Inside Zhmyshenko” (episode 2) was published on YouTube. In it, a black man, who is recognized by Glad Valakas himself, puts forward his candidacy for the post of president.

also, the gm_aboba map was released in the Garrys Mod workshop
im true aboba, new president; im playing on gm_aboba

Apocaloptimist 

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK

"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.
Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."

Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."
Apocaloptimist by oblivion3 November 11, 2012

Apocalypsicle 

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.
Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"
Apocalypsicle by brainyuck September 11, 2011

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008