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Abiogenisis 

The generation of life from non-living sources, by adding energy into the mix. Some creationists often confuse this phenomenon with evolution. They are not one in the same. Evolution is the process of CHANGE in life, not it's origin.
Remember:
Abiogenisis=origin
Evolution=change
Creationist: The theory of evolution starts with life being created by random chance with matter and energy! As such, it disproves itself since no one around the world has opened a jar of peanut butter and found life in it!
Evolutionist: First, that's ABIOGENISIS, you @#%&tard. Also, peanut butter comes from peanuts, an already LIVING THING. How do you expect new life to be created from peanut butter, which is essentially dead peanuts?!
Creationist: . . . SHUT UP, I'M HOLY!!! *baps evolutionist on head with a cross*
Abiogenisis by Clicky Mic October 2, 2008
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Abiogenesis 

(noun) Spontaneous Generation. People originally thought larvae randomly appeared on poop, and mold randomly grew. Or, more correctly, spontaneously generated. This is now known to be false, but is a theory still taught in school. Some teenagers like to use it as a sort-of-funny explanation.
Man A: How'd that dog crap get on my bed?

Man B, who had put it there because Man A is such a neat freak: Must be abiogenesis.

Man A: What's that?

Man B: You know, Spontaneous Generation? Just randomly grew out of nothing.
Abiogenesis by tiagirl April 1, 2010
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Abiogenesis 

the abiogenesis.
Abiogenesis by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016

agnogenic 

Of unknown cause or origin. Idiopathic.
example: agnogenic metaplasia
agnogenic by jolarob February 20, 2018

Abiogenesis 

A modern theory describing how ancient abiotic macro molecules could spontaneously begin to self replicate and evolve, eventually forming living organisms.
Guy a: "Evolutionists believe in spontaneous generation, that living organisms popped out of non living matter"

Guy b: "No, they believe in abiogenesis, the theory that explains how naturally occurring macro molecules could begin to replicate themselves and evolve."
Abiogenesis by Lumokinesis September 5, 2023

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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